Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Barging Holiday

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Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.

Orphans

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Q. What do orphans get at Christmas?
A. Lonely.

Spanish Holiday

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May Yammow finds it difficult to introduce herself when holidaying in Spain.

Escalator

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+6 -7

A lady at work today was complaining because she said the escalator was broken. I told her “escalators never break, they just become stairs”.

Dread

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Top 3 phrases that men dread to hear.

1. Sorry the bacon has run out.
2. Sorry the beer has run out.
3. Is it in yet?