Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Medical School

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Even after years of training at medical school it’s always sad when a patient dies. That’s the hardest part of being a dentist.

Diet

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Started a whiskey diet on Monday…I’ve lost 3 days already.

Chocolates

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s goes really quickly if you’re fat.

A Close Shave

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Went to a barbershop today for a shave. The barber wanted me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth to get a closer shave around my cheeks.

I said: “What if I swallow the ball?”
He said: “No problem, just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else.”

Orphans

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Q. What do orphans get at Christmas?
A. Lonely.

Spanish Holiday

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May Yammow finds it difficult to introduce herself when holidaying in Spain.