Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone? A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.
Q. Why do the French love to eat snails? A. Because they hate fast food.
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Someone close to me died the other day. Luckily there was another space available on the bus so I moved seats.
If teachers really want you to follow your dreams why do you get shouted at for falling asleep in class?
What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell but they can’t eat.