Someone attacked me last night with a bat.
I was really impressed with how well he trained it.
Feeling a bit depressed today. Just noticed I’ve got a grey pubic hair. I didn’t freak out too much when i found it but the people in the lift looked terrified.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs
A: Ground beef
You know what they say. Once you go black you become a single mother
Got an email from a bored housewife the other day looking for ‘some action’ so I decided to send her some of my ironing to keep her busy.
How to avoid stress at work.
1. Don’t go to work.