For those worried about Alexa listening to your conversations Amazon are now releasing a male version called Alex who ignores everything you say.
If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced. This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Guy: Hi do you care about the environment? Girl: Yes. Guy: Well maybe we can take showers together to save water.
Just had the following conversation with my wife.
Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown. Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while discussing philosophy.
Wife: What’s the meaning of life? Husband: My dick! Wife: Yeah that’s true, life is short.