If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced. This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.
Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone? A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.
Q. Why do the French love to eat snails? A. Because they hate fast food.
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.