For those worried about Alexa listening to your conversations Amazon are now releasing a male version called Alex who ignores everything you say.
If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced. This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.
Someone attacked me last night with a bat.
I was really impressed with how well he trained it.
Feeling a bit depressed today. Just noticed I’ve got a grey pubic hair. I didn’t freak out too much when i found it but the people in the lift looked terrified.