If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced. This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.
Someone attacked me last night with a bat.
I was really impressed with how well he trained it.
Got really bad sunburn yesterday so I decided to take Viagra. It doesn’t cure it but it really helps when sleeping to keep the bedsheets off my legs.
Feeling a bit depressed today. Just noticed I’ve got a grey pubic hair. I didn’t freak out too much when i found it but the people in the lift looked terrified.