Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Men Are Lazy

in Relationship Jokes
+48 -21

Three reasons why men are lazy.

1).

Sex with teacher

in Dirty Jokes
+65 -38

A 10yr old boy returns home and tells his parents, ‘ive just had sex with my English teacher!’
Outraged the mother storms out the room, while the father says ‘well done son, im going to get you that bike you wanted!
No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will no doubt hurt my arse.’

Alexa

in General Jokes
+36 -9

For those worried about Alexa listening to your conversations Amazon are now releasing a male version called Alex who ignores everything you say.

Senses

in Political Jokes
+44 -17

If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

ʎɐqǝ

in General Jokes
+46 -19

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Wife In Bed

in Relationship Jokes
+46 -19

Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.