What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell but they can’t eat.
You know what they say. Once you go black you become a single mother
Got an email from a bored housewife the other day looking for ‘some action’ so I decided to send her some of my ironing to keep her busy.
How to avoid stress at work.
1. Don’t go to work.
Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.
Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.
I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.