Q. Where do Muslim’s go when they die? A. Everywhere
Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded. It’s called Facebook.
Fun fact. If humans held hands around the equator of the earth most of them would drown.
Yo mama is so stupid she has to set the password for her computer as ‘incorrect’ so when she types it in wrong the computer can tell her what to type.
Q. What’s the best thing about having an Ethiopian girlfriend? A. You know she’ll swallow.
My wife told me today that I was one in a million. After checking through her text messages it looks like she was right.