Fun fact. If humans held hands around the equator of the earth most of them would drown.
Q. What did God say when he made the first blacks? A. Oops! Burnt another one!
Tomorrow is national orgasm day. Are you coming?
Q. What’s the best thing about having an Ethiopian girlfriend? A. You know she’ll swallow.
My wife told me today that I was one in a million. After checking through her text messages it looks like she was right.
Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping:
Wife: Does this dress make me look fat? Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say? Wife: Yes, sure. Me: I f*cked your sister.