Q. Where do Muslim’s go when they die? A. Everywhere
Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded. It’s called Facebook.
Fun fact. If humans held hands around the equator of the earth most of them would drown.
Q. What did God say when he made the first blacks? A. Oops! Burnt another one!
Tomorrow is national orgasm day. Are you coming?
It’s amazing how quickly the sales staff at Ikea come to “assist you” once you take off your trousers and get into one of their beds.