Started the new cake diet yesterday. All you have to do is make cakes for all your friends. The fatter they look the thinner you will look!
Two homosexuals walking by the beach see a dog lick his own balls. The following conversation takes place. Man 1: “I’d like to be able do that!” Man 2: “Me too …. but I’m scared he might bite!”
Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.
People call me racist but I love black people. I think everyone should have one.
Can’t believe how great the Chinese have become at making high-tech devices like mobile phones. They can do it with their eyes closed.
Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.