Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.
Africans have the best drinking games.
Like, “The last one to find water dies”…
Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel.
This will be for the Christmas Period only.
Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.
Two homosexuals walking by the beach see a dog lick his own balls. The following conversation takes place. Man 1: “I’d like to be able do that!” Man 2: “Me too …. but I’m scared he might bite!”
Can’t believe how great the Chinese have become at making high-tech devices like mobile phones. They can do it with their eyes closed.