Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
You look just like my Chinese friend Ug Lee.
Africans have the best drinking games.
Like, “The last one to find water dies”…
Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel.
This will be for the Christmas Period only.
The following conversation took place on an airplane.
Son: Daddy im scared what if the plane goes down. Dad: Don’t worry son your mum is on board and she never goes down. Son: What? Dad: I mean just play with your iPad.
My sex life is like a Ferrari.
I don’t have a Ferrari.