What is white and covers the streets first thing in the morning? Employed people.
Yo mama is so poor she can’t even pay attention.
People call me racist but I love black people. I think everyone should have one.
The following conversation took place on an airplane.
Son: Daddy im scared what if the plane goes down. Dad: Don’t worry son your mum is on board and she never goes down. Son: What? Dad: I mean just play with your iPad.
My sex life is like a Ferrari.
I don’t have a Ferrari.
Started the new cake diet yesterday. All you have to do is make cakes for all your friends. The fatter they look the thinner you will look!