The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.
Husband: “Can I try going through your back door tonight?” Wife: “F*ck that sh*t!” Husband: “Thats the spirit!”
Man: Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet? Woman: No of course not. Man: Then why do you wear a bra?
Did a sexual harassment course earlier today at work. I think I’m going to be really good at it.
The following conversation took place between a dad and his young child.
Child: Dad where did I come from? Dad: You came from a stork. Child: Wow, you f*cked a stork?
What is white and covers the streets first thing in the morning? Employed people.
Yo mama is so poor she can’t even pay attention.