Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
27
Aug

Swimming Pool

By Dave
in Surreal Jokes
+61 -14

Got thrown out of my local swimming pool today for urinating. I probably could have got away with it if I was in the pool and not on the diving board.

12
Jul

Health Service

By Frank
in Political Jokes
+83 -36

The health service in this country is a disgrace. My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.

21
Jul

Black Joke

By FrankP
in Racist Jokes
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+123 -77

I was gonna make a joke about black people but none of them work.

29
Apr

One in Four

By Dannw
in Dirty Jokes
+69 -23

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it’s Michael – he’s super cute.

01
Mar

Alcohol Tester

By RobK
in Surreal Jokes
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+79 -33

I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.

25
Oct

Miracle Women

By Donald Trump
in Dirty Jokes
+85 -40

Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles.

1. They can get wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleed without being hurt.
3. Producing milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless meat hard.

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