25Jan Dogs By savvas in Animal Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes +1178 -589 I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
16Jan Dog ball By JiGGi in Dirty Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes +74 -28 Two homosexuals walking by the beach see a dog lick his own balls. The following conversation takes place. Man 1: “I’d like to be able do that!” Man 2: “Me too …. but I’m scared he might bite!”
15Jul Dog Show By Dave in Animal Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes, Wife Jokes +181 -164 I took my wife to a dog show last week, she finished in 3rd place.
11Aug Dog Face By Dan in Yo Mama Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes +28 -30 Yo mama is so ugly that even dogs refuse to lick her face.
12Nov Hit Dog By Fred in Animal Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes +15 -39 Just hit a dog with my car on the way home from work. It’s OK though, I stopped the car, picked up the dog and put a suicide note under its paw.
15Jul Dog In Korea By Hans in Animal Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes +18 -44 Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea? A. Starter