Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
Yo mama is so ugly even a boiling kettle won’t whistle at her.
Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.
Q. How do you make a pool table laugh? A. Reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.
I don’t always get asked out on dates but when I do it’s always April 1st.
Got thrown out of my local swimming pool today for urinating. I probably could have got away with it if I was in the pool and not on the diving board.