You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.
v Don’t you just hate it when the ctrl key on your keyboard breaks.
I’d love to see you take a sh*t.
How do you know when your date is going badly? You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.
What do Japanese people call their japseye?
Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.