Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.
You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.
v Don’t you just hate it when the ctrl key on your keyboard breaks.
Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale? Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.
STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.
How do you know when your date is going badly? You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.