A girl from Iraq is given a purse by her father for her birthday. The dad says, “happy birthday”, the girl replies “thanks for bag, dad!”
Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.
You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.
Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.
Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale? Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.
STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.