Man: Is your dad black? Girl: No. Why do you ask? Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.
If every day is a gift then in 2016 I’ve mostly been getting socks.
A girl from Iraq is given a purse by her father for her birthday. The dad says, “happy birthday”, the girl replies “thanks for bag, dad!”
Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.
Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.
You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.