Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Barely Legal

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -59

Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.

Covid19

in General Jokes
+17 -56

Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.

Chinese Sailors

in Animal Jokes
+17 -56

Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale?
Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.

Pokeman Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -46

STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.

Terrorists

in Political Jokes
+22 -62

My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.

Millionaires Cake

in General Jokes
+10 -50

Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.