Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nice Poem

in Racist Jokes
+36 -75

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

Trump

in Political Jokes
+8 -47

Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Barely Legal

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -59

Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.

Covid19

in General Jokes
+17 -56

Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.

Chinese Sailors

in Animal Jokes
+17 -56

Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale?
Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.

Pokeman Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -46

STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.