Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her … Oh sorry I thought this was Google.
Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was an ugly cunt as well.
Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale? Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.
STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.
My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.
Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.