My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.
Hurry, 100% discount at your local shopping mall!! While stocks last!!
Yo mama is so dumb she sucked a guy off for bus money and then ended up walking home.
Q. How many white people does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. None, they get blacks to do it for them.
If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?
The following conversation took place at a church wedding:
Priest: Repeat after me. Groom: After me!! Priest: Is this guy serious?? Bride: No his name is Bruce.