Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nice Poem

in Racist Jokes
+36 -76

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

Black Friday Sale

in Political Jokes
+8 -48

Hurry, 100% discount at your local shopping mall!! While stocks last!!

Bus Money

in Yo Mama Jokes
+28 -69

Yo mama is so dumb she sucked a guy off for bus money and then ended up walking home.

White People

in Racist Jokes
+24 -65

Q. How many white people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None, they get blacks to do it for them.

Childs Book

in Surreal Jokes
+17 -58

If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?

Wedding

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -67

The following conversation took place at a church wedding:

Priest: Repeat after me.
Groom: After me!!
Priest: Is this guy serious??
Bride: No his name is Bruce.