Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I beat my n*ggers black and blue.
Yo mama is so dumb she sucked a guy off for bus money and then ended up walking home.
Q. How many white people does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. None, they get blacks to do it for them.
If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?
I went on my first ever date with a girl last night, I treated her like a princess. It took the fire brigade 3 hours to cut us out after we crashed in the tunnel.