I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.
Yo mama is so dirty that after she visited ‘The Virgin Islands’ they renamed it to ‘The Islands’.
Hi, I haven’t jacked off in over 5 years. I just don’t need to because I’m always surrounded by hot women. Tonight is your lucky night, you have been selected!
Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.
v Don’t you just hate it when the ctrl key on your keyboard breaks.
Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.
Rip Dinosaurs 26th April 64,997,984 BC