Q. Why are most Americans fat? A. Because all the thin people get eaten by the fat ones.
Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?
I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.
If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.
I used to have an addiction to rolling around in pig sh*t but now I’ve been clean for almost 3 years.
PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Salad)
[throws salad into a garden] Go home…you’re free now.