If you want to look better naked in 2022 then you can waste a lot of time and money in the gym doing exercise or my preferred option is just drink lots of beer.
I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.
If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.
I used to have an addiction to rolling around in pig sh*t but now I’ve been clean for almost 3 years.
PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Salad)
[throws salad into a garden] Go home…you’re free now.
If you want a promotion walk into your office and shout “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!” at the top of your voice.
This will make you the person who calls the shots.