Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
06
Apr

McDonalds Pick UP Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -43

Is your body from McDonalds?

…… Because you’re fat.

27
Jun

Porky

By Sy
in Animal Jokes
+20 -51

Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.

13
Nov

Fat Girl Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+25 -56

(In a busy nightclub or bar)

Man: Hey, fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?
Fat Woman: Oh yes, I’d love to.
Man: Thanks, you’re making me and the boys feel sick.

30
Jan

Exercise

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+6 -37

If you want to look better naked in 2022 then you can waste a lot of time and money in the gym doing exercise or my preferred option is just drink lots of beer.

19
Jan

Windows Password Pickup

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -43

Hi, last night my computer wouldn’t allow me to reset my windows password because it needed numbers. Can I have your number?

28
Apr

Magician

By Dave
in General Jokes
+6 -37

Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
A. Ian

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