Why do deaf people watch TV late at night? Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.
I first met my wife at the London 2012 Special Olympics, it was a no brainier.
Hi my name is Jay but people call me J for short.
I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.
How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.
Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.