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Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic? A. Ian
I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.
How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.
Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.
Q. Why are most Americans fat? A. Because all the thin people get eaten by the fat ones.