Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Deaf TV

in Disabled Jokes
+8 -39

Why do deaf people watch TV late at night?
Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.

Special Olympics

in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+16 -47

I first met my wife at the London 2012 Special Olympics, it was a no brainier.

Jay Chat-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+34 -65

Hi my name is Jay but people call me J for short.

Fat Americans

in General Jokes
+21 -53

Q. Why are most Americans fat?
A. Because all the thin people get eaten by the fat ones.

Covid19 Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -46

Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+19 -51

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.