Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jun

Porky

By Sy

in Animal Jokes

+20 -51

Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.

Nov

Fat Girl Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+25 -56

(In a busy nightclub or bar)

Man: Hey, fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?
Fat Woman: Oh yes, I’d love to.
Man: Thanks, you’re making me and the boys feel sick.

Jan

Exercise

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+6 -37

If you want to look better naked in 2022 then you can waste a lot of time and money in the gym doing exercise or my preferred option is just drink lots of beer.

Feb

Career Advice

By Dave

in General Jokes

Tags: Career Advice

+6 -38

If you want a promotion walk into your office and shout “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!” at the top of your voice.

This will make you the person who calls the shots.

Mar

UK School

By Brian

in Political Jokes

+6 -38

I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.

Jan

Man United

By The Judge

in Sports Jokes

+21 -53

How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.