Apparantly some butch lesbians have now started taking viagra to become harder!!
My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.
I like to call my penis ‘The Pizza’. Not because it’s twelve inches, but because its covered in cheese, and the occasional mushroom.
Wow I bet you could breastfeed a whole nursery of babies.
Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?
Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.