Q. How did the Irish man break his leg raking leaves?
A. He fell out of a tree.
Yo mama is so fat her nickname is ‘lardo’.
The following conversation took place while a hemophiliac was shopping.
Shop Assistant: Can I help you sir? Hemophiliac: No thanks, I’m just bruising.
Q. What did Santa say to the girls standing on the street corner? A. Ho, Ho, Ho.
Have you heard about the new diaper that has been released by Apple? It’s called the iPoo.
What do you call a black Chinese man? A chiger!