Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.
It’s amazing how stepping on Lego can give you a totally new perspective on life and make you reevaluate your life choices.
Is your body from McDonalds?
…… Because you’re fat.
Q. What’s funnier than being raped? A. Being raped by a clown
Can’t believe how crazy it is out there. Just killed 4 zombies, there’s loads of them walking around carrying sweats.
I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.