Q. What did Santa say to the girls standing on the street corner? A. Ho, Ho, Ho.
What do you call a black Chinese man? A chiger!
Have you heard about the new diaper that has been released by Apple? It’s called the iPoo.
Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.
Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.
It’s amazing how stepping on Lego can give you a totally new perspective on life and make you reevaluate your life choices.