Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Asda Delivery

in Political Jokes
+14 -44

Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.

Lego

in General Jokes
+15 -45

It’s amazing how stepping on Lego can give you a totally new perspective on life and make you reevaluate your life choices.

McDonalds Pick UP Line

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -43

Is your body from McDonalds?

…… Because you’re fat.

Raped

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -51

Q. What’s funnier than being raped?
A. Being raped by a clown

Zombies

in General Jokes
+19 -49

Can’t believe how crazy it is out there. Just killed 4 zombies, there’s loads of them walking around carrying sweats.

Recycle

in Political Jokes
+18 -48

I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.