Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Stiff Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+20 -49

**Whisper In Girls Ear** I just got an erection… thanks!

Raped

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -51

Q. What’s funnier than being raped?
A. Being raped by a clown

Zombies

in General Jokes
+19 -49

Can’t believe how crazy it is out there. Just killed 4 zombies, there’s loads of them walking around carrying sweats.

Abortion

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+36 -66

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Recycle

in Political Jokes
+18 -48

I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.

Gay Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -54

Hi I’m gay, can I touch your boobs?