Just had a great idea to create an app for unemployed people called Poke-Job. You just have to walk to the nearest unemployment office and try to catch a Jobisaur or a Careerichu.
Terrible wrist injury in the Olympic Ladies Beach Volleyball earlier today. Hopefully my wrist will be OK by tomorrow.
My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.
Q. How did the Irish man break his leg raking leaves?
A. He fell out of a tree.
Yo mama is so fat her nickname is ‘lardo’.
The following conversation took place while a hemophiliac was shopping.
Shop Assistant: Can I help you sir? Hemophiliac: No thanks, I’m just bruising.