Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gay Adoption

in General Jokes
+5 -34

Me and my partner have come under heavy criticism lately after being the first couple in our village to do a gay adoption. I just don’t see why I should spend the next 16 years of my life raising a child that looks gay.

Chinese blacks

in Racist Jokes
+14 -44

What do you call a black Chinese man?
A chiger!

New Diaper

in General Jokes
+12 -42

Have you heard about the new diaper that has been released by Apple? It’s called the iPoo.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+31 -61

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Asda Delivery

in Political Jokes
+14 -44

Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.

Lego

in General Jokes
+15 -45

It’s amazing how stepping on Lego can give you a totally new perspective on life and make you reevaluate your life choices.