I love minorities. My wife is actually an intelligent woman.
Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.
It’s amazing how stepping on Lego can give you a totally new perspective on life and make you reevaluate your life choices.
Is your body from McDonalds?
…… Because you’re fat.
Q. What’s funnier than being raped? A. Being raped by a clown
Can’t believe how crazy it is out there. Just killed 4 zombies, there’s loads of them walking around carrying sweats.