I love minorities. My wife is actually an intelligent woman.
Wooh wooh did an earthquake just happen or did you just rock my world?
Yo mama is so fat when she gets a cut she bleeds custard.
Yo mama is so fat her doctor couldn’t find her ass.
**Whisper In Girls Ear** I just got an erection… thanks!
Just had a great idea to create an app for unemployed people called Poke-Job. You just have to walk to the nearest unemployment office and try to catch a Jobisaur or a Careerichu.