Hi I’m doing a survey, can i have your name and phone number?
Hi, I was just wondering if you have low standards?
A blind man walks into a bar.
Decided to have a posh wank today.
The people at the suit hire shop were really angry that I ruined their tuxedo.
Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with cocaine.
Grab your taco, you’ve pulled a dyslexic Mexican.