Q. What do Katy Perry and B&Q (Home Depot) have in common? A. They can both give you wood.
Why do they call hot dogs, hot dogs? Shouldn’t they be called, hot hogs?
Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.
China have recently announced they are sending a man into space. They’re going to form a gigantic human pyramid and carry the astronaut to the top.
Just got a Sat Nav for bachelors. After every turn you get a new woman.
A blind man walks into a bar.