Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Seven Seconds

in Dirty Jokes
+13 -39

Apparently men think about sex every seven seconds. Luckily I wrote this in sex.

Hit Dog

in Animal Jokes
+16 -42

Just hit a dog with my car on the way home from work. It’s OK though, I stopped the car, picked up the dog and put a suicide note under its paw.

Yesterday

in General Jokes
+10 -36

Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man.

Looks like my life has become one big joke.

Compassion

in General Jokes
+12 -38

Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and told thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.

Gay Agenda

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -46

I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.

Dog In Korea

in Animal Jokes
+20 -46

Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea?
A. Starter