I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.
Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea? A. Starter
Q. What do Katy Perry and B&Q (Home Depot) have in common? A. They can both give you wood.
Just had the following conversation after going to a restaurant.
Me: Hi I’m vegan, what can I get? Waiter: Fucked!
Why do they call hot dogs, hot dogs? Shouldn’t they be called, hot hogs?
Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.