Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Five Signs

By Jimmy

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -55

Five signs that a women is angry with you.

1. She’s silent.
2. She’s yelling.
3. She acts the same.
4. She acts different.
5. She murdered you.

Jan

Survey Pick-Up Line

By Dave

in Pick Up Lines

+15 -40

Hi I’m doing a survey, can i have your name and phone number?

Nov

Dentist

By Dave

in Animal Jokes, General Jokes

+9 -34

The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.

Jul

Breastfeeding

By Tom

in Dirty Jokes

+9 -34

I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?

Jul

Low Standards Pick-Up Line

By Bri23

in Pick Up Lines

+14 -39

Hi, I was just wondering if you have low standards?

Sep

Lemons

By Rev. A Fucher

in Religious Jokes

+9 -34

Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.