What do you call someone who sleeps with old people? An OAP-daphile.
Just had a message from that girlfriend that she’s had a beautiful little girl weighing 7lbs 3oz. Coincidentally that’s the same size as my c*ck.
I came into a lot of money last week which is unusual for me… I normally uses tissues.
Hi, do you want to follow me on twitter? My address is @millionairewithamassivecock.
What’s the difference between ‘highly flammable’ and ‘inflammable’? I can never remember… Arghhh my eyes!!
Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.