Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gym

in General Jokes
+10 -35

Went to the gym last night and lost 4 stones in one day.

I accidentally ripped my leg off on the squat machine.

Five Signs

in Relationship Jokes
+30 -55

Five signs that a women is angry with you.

1. She’s silent.
2. She’s yelling.
3. She acts the same.
4. She acts different.
5. She murdered you.

Breastfeeding

in Dirty Jokes
+9 -34

I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?

Survey Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -40

Hi I’m doing a survey, can i have your name and phone number?

Dentist

in Animal Jokes, General Jokes
+9 -34

The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.

Low Standards Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -39

Hi, I was just wondering if you have low standards?