Went to the gym last night and lost 4 stones in one day.
I accidentally ripped my leg off on the squat machine.
Five signs that a women is angry with you.
1. She’s silent. 2. She’s yelling. 3. She acts the same. 4. She acts different. 5. She murdered you.
I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?
Hi I’m doing a survey, can i have your name and phone number?
The following conversation took place at a dentists.
Dentist: Say Ahhh!! Patient: Why? Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.
Hi, I was just wondering if you have low standards?