Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Low Standards Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -39

Hi, I was just wondering if you have low standards?

Lemons

in Religious Jokes
+9 -34

Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.

Nine to Five

in General Jokes
+21 -46

Really hate my nine to five job. Starting work at 4:51 is ridiculous

Tennis Witches

in Sports Jokes
+17 -42

Did you hear the latest story about some major tennis players being involved in witchcraft?? Goran, even he’s a witch.

Overheard Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -40

Hi, I overheard you talking with your friend and I’d just like to say that you’re really boring the shit out of me. Every word you speak is like a pillow over my face.

Old People

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -41

What do you call someone who sleeps with old people?
An OAP-daphile.