Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Feb

Charity Event

By SteveB

in Dirty Jokes

+15 -38

Hi guys,

I’m organising a charity event for people who struggle to orgazm.

If you can’t come please send an email to [email protected]

Jun

McDonalds

By Dave

in General Jokes

+13 -36

Went to McDonalds yesterday and the cashier had a black eye.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering because she obviously had trouble listening.

Sep

Brown and sticky

By Shady

in Political Jokes

+10 -33

What’s brown and sticky?

Barack Obama after a wank.

Dec

Zombies

By Little D

in Disabled Jokes

+21 -44

Q. Why do zombies never eat disabled people?

A. Cause zombies don’t like vegetables

Mar

Goats

By Karl

in Animal Jokes

+8 -31

What’s the difference between goats and women??

Goats are always horney.

Jun

Argos

By TommyT

in Dirty Jokes

+6 -29

Masterbayting is so much easier now with the internet. I remember in the old days I had to use the Argos catalog.

Now I can just go to www.Argos.co.uk.