Masterbayting is so much easier now with the internet. I remember in the old days I had to use the Argos catalog.
Now I can just go to www.Argos.co.uk.
What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl.
Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink’ I said “What a dumb f*cking choice, I’ll take the 9 subs please”.
Q. Why did God create Eve? A. To iron Adam’s leaf.
Hi I’m Chinese. Once you go yellow you’ll never want another fellow.
Yo Mama is so stupid when she swallowed an ice-cube she went to the hospital to get it removed.