Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Kitchen

in General Jokes
+18 -41

Just found a dead Native American and a load of buffalo skins in my kitchen. That’s the last time I hire cowboy builders.

Bicycle Pickup

in Pick Up Lines
+3 -26

Do you believe in reincarnation?? When I come back I want to be reincarnated as your bicycle seat.

Chicken Priest

in Religious Jokes
+22 -45

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

Cold

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -43

Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.

So Stupid

in Yo Mama Jokes
+20 -44

Yo mama is so stupid she wiped her ass before she took a sh*t.

Waxing Car

in General Jokes
+8 -32

Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.