Masterbayting is so much easier now with the internet. I remember in the old days I had to use the Argos catalog.
Now I can just go to www.Argos.co.uk.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?… Cause you look like Satan!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Just started my first day as an aquatic vegan. I now only eat fruits, nuts, plants, and animals that live in water like fish, crabs, ducks and baby seals.
Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.
Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.