Why do black people have flat noses?
Because there’s no lights in the jungle.
Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer? A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.
What do you call a black person on the moon?? An astronaut you racist bastard!!
Found my first grey pubic hair today… It was in a kebab!
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head? A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.