Called a Rape Helpline earlier today.
Apparently it’s for victims only!
Q. Why do zombies never eat disabled people?
A. Cause zombies don’t like vegetables
Masterbayting is so much easier now with the internet. I remember in the old days I had to use the Argos catalog.
Now I can just go to www.Argos.co.uk.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?… Cause you look like Satan!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?