Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Just started my first day as an aquatic vegan. I now only eat fruits, nuts, plants, and animals that live in water like fish, crabs, ducks and baby seals.
Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.
Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
Scientists have just discovered the ultimate vaccine for killing Covid19.
It’s called ‘Chuck Norris’, he can kill anything, any place any time.
Saw a female police officer stripping last night at a club.
I had no idea the recession had hit the police force this hard!