Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Bicycle Pickup

By Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+3 -26

Do you believe in reincarnation?? When I come back I want to be reincarnated as your bicycle seat.

Jan

Chicken Priest

By The Judge

in Religious Jokes

+22 -45

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

Sep

Kitchen

By Mark

in General Jokes

+18 -41

Just found a dead Native American and a load of buffalo skins in my kitchen. That’s the last time I hire cowboy builders.

Oct

God Why

By seyi adesina

in Religious Jokes

+21 -44

A man asked God why is his life so hard when his neighbor who is an atheist has it so easy. God replied “I prefer it when people don’t keep bothering me”.

Feb

Charity Event

By SteveB

in Dirty Jokes

+15 -38

Hi guys,

I’m organising a charity event for people who struggle to orgazm.

If you can’t come please send an email to [email protected]

Jun

McDonalds

By Dave

in General Jokes

+13 -36

Went to McDonalds yesterday and the cashier had a black eye.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering because she obviously had trouble listening.