My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”
Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?
A. Usain Bolt’s dick.
The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.
Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours? Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!
Waah Waah (simulate crying), can I suck on your breasts? (It works for babies).
Why do men who wear bras get ridiculed? I wore one the other day when I went shopping and it was great for carrying my melons home.
What do you call an Arab sex offender?
Apul Madeek-Aoud