Q. Why did God create Eve? A. To iron Adam’s leaf.
Hi I’m Chinese. Once you go yellow you’ll never want another fellow.
Yo Mama is so stupid when she swallowed an ice-cube she went to the hospital to get it removed.
Can’t believe how arrogant Stephen Hawking is. Got a message saying he needed a new wheelchair but every time I call him to arrange delivery it just goes through to his answerphone.
Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.
Why did the H kill himself? Because the G-Had.