Why do black people have flat noses?
Because there’s no lights in the jungle.
If a gay guy goes into a coma does that make him a vegetable or a fruit?
Q. What do you call an Irish Lesbian? A. Gay-lic
I’ve got something special in my sack for you.
If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?
I’m sure the Miss Universe competition is always fixed. Why does the winner always come from planet Earth?