Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
Went to a party last night at MC Hammer’s house. It was terrible, he kept getting really paranoid about people touching things.
Scientists have just discovered the ultimate vaccine for killing Covid19.
It’s called ‘Chuck Norris’, he can kill anything, any place any time.
Saw a female police officer stripping last night at a club.
I had no idea the recession had hit the police force this hard!
Why do black people have flat noses?
Because there’s no lights in the jungle.
Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer? A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.