Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nov

Moist target

By kibo

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+4 -25

Yo mama is so fat that when she has sex she has to roll over in flour so people can find the damp spot.

Jun

First Symptom

By Craig87

in Dirty Jokes

Tags: Gay Jokes

+29 -50

What’s the first symptom of AIDS? Sharp stabbing pain in the ass.

Jan

Red Fiesta

By killazb6

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+35 -56

What do u call five blacks in a red fiesta! A box of malteasers.

Apr

Wheat Farmer

By Dan

in Surreal Jokes

+10 -31

Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.

Jun

End Poverty

By DaveP

in Political Jokes

+16 -37

Every year charities spend millions trying to end poverty and nothing ever changes. Maybe it’s time to accept the facts. If you live in the middle of a desert and the nearest supermarket is hundreds of miles away MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

Jun

New Friend

By Dave

in General Jokes

+31 -52

When someone stops me to ask for directions I always give them directions to my house. Then I say to myself “See you in 20 minutes my new best friend”.