Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Masks

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -27

Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.

Holes

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -58

I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.

Hospital

in Racist Jokes
+36 -57

Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

Sick

in Political Jokes
+44 -65

Starting to sweat and feel really sick every time I go to put fuel in my car.
I think I might have car owner virus.

Rhyming

in General Jokes
+5 -26

What’s brown & rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Beach

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -27

Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow?
A. Because the sea weed.