Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.
I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.
Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”
Starting to sweat and feel really sick every time I go to put fuel in my car. I think I might have car owner virus.
What’s brown & rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow? A. Because the sea weed.