Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?
What political party do you support because in 9 months time you’ll be in labour
Caught my dyslexic housemate putting shoe polish on his genitals the other day. I later found out it happened after he read a newspaper article about the clocks going back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she has sex she has to roll over in flour so people can find the damp spot.
What’s the first symptom of AIDS? Sharp stabbing pain in the ass.
Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.