I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!
Dating is a lot like fishing.
They both leave your hands smelling of fish afterwards.
Called to police about 5 times today to report a murder on my front lawn but they keep telling me to stop bothering them. Apparently they don’t give a shit about crows.
Is your name Winter?… Because I think you’re gonna be coming later.
Just got some discount shampoo from Aldi… Because you’re worthless