Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

End Of World

By Steve

in Pick Up Lines

+14 -35

Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?

Nov

Shoe Polish

By Steve

in Disabled Jokes

+26 -47

Caught my dyslexic housemate putting shoe polish on his genitals the other day. I later found out it happened after he read a newspaper article about the clocks going back.

Aug

Political party

By Ashley

in Pick Up Lines

+15 -36

What political party do you support because in 9 months time you’ll be in labour

Nov

Moist target

By kibo

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+4 -25

Yo mama is so fat that when she has sex she has to roll over in flour so people can find the damp spot.

Jun

First Symptom

By Craig87

in Dirty Jokes

Tags: Gay Jokes

+29 -50

What’s the first symptom of AIDS? Sharp stabbing pain in the ass.

Jun

New Friend

By Dave

in General Jokes

+31 -52

When someone stops me to ask for directions I always give them directions to my house. Then I say to myself “See you in 20 minutes my new best friend”.