Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.
What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??
A Sunni Muslim
If you prefer basmati rice above long-grain rice does that make you riceist?
Q. Why do Pandas have black eyes? A. Because they can’t satisfy their man.
Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common?
A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.
Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?