Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Best Before Chat up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+10 -30

Hi babe fancy coming over to my place? I’ve got a load of condoms that are approaching their ‘best before’ date and I need to use them up.

Apple Crumble

in Political Jokes
+21 -41

Q. How do you make apple crumble?

A. Release photos of children being beaten inside Chinese iPhone factories.

Game Of Thrones Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -33

Is your name Winter?… Because I think you’re gonna be coming later.

Aldi Shampoo

in Animal Jokes
+18 -39

Just got some discount shampoo from Aldi…
Because you’re worthless

Masks

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -27

Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.

Holes

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -58

I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.