Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex with a 13 year old and a cop comes out from nowhere and tells you to get out of the grave.
Yo mama so stupid…
She even failed her blood test!
I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.
Starting to sweat and feel really sick every time I go to put fuel in my car. I think I might have car owner virus.
Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”
What’s brown & rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre