Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute who charges too much? A: Vagisdear Disputin
Yo mama so stupid…
She even failed her blood test!
I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.
Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”
What’s brown & rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow? A. Because the sea weed.