Do you like blackberries or strawberries because I want to know what type of pancakes to order you in the morning.
Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.
Yo mama is so fat she has her own personal vending machine in the kitchen.
The cobwebs in my house just became Halloween decorations. Many Thanks Halloween!!
What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?
Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).
Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.