Hi babe fancy coming over to my place? I’ve got a load of condoms that are approaching their ‘best before’ date and I need to use them up.
Q. How do you make apple crumble?
A. Release photos of children being beaten inside Chinese iPhone factories.
Is your name Winter?… Because I think you’re gonna be coming later.
Just got some discount shampoo from Aldi… Because you’re worthless
Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.
I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.