Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Cow Cave

in Animal Jokes
+8 -28

What do you call a cow that lives in a cave?

Ground beef

Resurrection

in Religious Jokes
+22 -42

Why did Jesus rise from the dead at Easter?

Because he loves chocolate eggs.

Marines

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -30

Just been thrown out of the marines for sexually assaulting someone during martial arts training. Apparently the Sergent told us to fight ‘hand-to-hand’ not ‘hand-to-gland’.

Vegetarians

in Dirty Jokes
+39 -59

Q. Why are vegetarians really good at giving head?
A. Because they’re used to eating nuts.

Inner Child

in General Jokes
+19 -39

Q. How do you find your inner child?
A. Coat hanger.

200 Million

in Dirty Jokes
+11 -31

I killed 200 million people last night and feeling quite guilty. That’s the last time I read dirty magazine in bed.