Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Hitler

By Steev

+27 -47

People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews.
What about what he did to the rest of us?
He ruined the life of kids named Adolf and he ruined a great mustache style.

Feb

Valentines Fun

By Claire04

in Dirty Jokes

+21 -41

Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]”

Jan

Depressing

By stevo

in Surreal Jokes

+21 -41

“How depressing, it’s so cold and grey,” said the wife. “Well, it is January,” I replied… then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.

Nov

Lamb Chops

By RaZ 22

in Animal Jokes

+9 -29

My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops.

They’re minted.

Jun

Bra pickup Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+5 -25

Hi, are you 34C? (stare at boobs)

Sep

Pedo

By Rev george

in Dirty Jokes

+17 -37

What’s the biggest cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids