Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

13

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -41

Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex with a 13 year old and a cop comes out from nowhere and tells you to get out of the grave.

Russian prostitute

in Dirty Jokes
+8 -28

Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute who charges too much?
A: Vagisdear Disputin

So Stupid

in Yo Mama Jokes
+12 -32

Yo mama so stupid…

She even failed her blood test!

Sound of Bacon

in Surreal Jokes
+30 -50

Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.

Jerusalem

in Religious Jokes
+17 -37

The following took place at a dinner party in Jerusalem about 2000 years ago.
This is my body. *Pulls out some bread*
This is my blood. *Pours some wine*
This is a stick up *Pulls out a gun*, put your hands on your head and get on the floor.

Too Much

in General Jokes
+7 -27

You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.