What do you call a Paki in a skip?
Rummaging
Q. How can you tell that God is a man? A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I told her Windows had no virus protection she called a builder.
Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
My wife recently told me she wanted to go around the world so for her birthday I decided to buy her an atlas.
Man: Is this seat taken? Woman: Yeah, my boyfriend is sitting there. Man: Really? Well he must be really small then.