Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
21
May

Womans Work

By Jimmy
in Relationship Jokes
+25 -42

A woman’s work is never done.
Which is why they often get paid less than men.

03
Sep

IKEA

By ChrisC
in General Jokes
+8 -25

Apparently the word ‘IKEA’ is Swedish for ‘f*ck’, explains a lot.

03
Oct

Bald Man Chat-Up Line

By Daev
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -32

Bald Man: Hi babe, would you like to go for a drink sometime?
Woman: No.. you’re an ugly bald c*nt!!!
Bald Man: I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

14
Nov

So Big Chatup Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

I’m so big instead of being circumcised I was actually circumnavigated.

25
Jun

Long-Term

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+6 -23

I heard women find men in long-term relationships more attractive than men who are single so I’ve decided to move into a 1 bedroom apartment with my mum.

03
Nov

Tuna

By The Judge
in Animal Jokes
+4 -21

Why do people prefer eating tuna that have become friends with dolphins? Killing friendly tuna is heartbreaking, it should be the unfriendly ones who get killed.

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