How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.
I can never remember if its spelt laying or lying. Anyway I just hit an old woman with my car and she’s doing that in a car-park at the moment.
When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.
I slept with a woman against her will last night and she kept yelling, “Please, think of my children!”
Kinky b*tch.
I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to stop drinking. Fed up of waking up in my car doing 90mph.
Dwarf shortage.