Just been watching the news and it’s f*ckin terrifying. Election night has now officially become more scary than Halloween.
My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour.
Like that’s gonna happen during conker season.
Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?
Just failed my French exam, they deducted me 10% for using deodorant.
Q. What do women and hemophiliacs have in common? A. They both suffer from uncontrollable bleeding and they both get angry when this happens.
Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.