Q. Why did Peter’s house burn down? A. Because his surname was ‘File’.
Q. What do people and crayons have in common?
A. Nobody likes the white ones
I’ll get your coat, you’ve pulled a gentleman.
Are you gasoline prices? Because I love it when you go down.
Q. Why did the parrot die of starvation? A. Because it couldn’t say I’m hungry.
Man: Is this seat taken? Woman: Yeah, my boyfriend is sitting there. Man: Really? Well he must be really small then.